Careers Working in Government

By: Lance Winslow
Submitted: 2007-01-17 11:43:27
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If you are looking for a job in cannot find one then there is a government job ready for you. The government continually wastes taxpayer’s money and hires people needlessly to push around paper. Of course we all know the government paperwork reduction act is supposed to limit the amount of paperwork and trees we cut down, but that initiative is not going nowhere very fast as we all know. Therefore the government is hiring and spending more of our money to hire folks who do not deserve a job.

If you do not deserve a job because you are lazy and have very poor work ethic you can get a job in our government. All your problems are solved you will never have to work hard again and you'll always get a paycheck and then at the end of your career you'll get benefits and a pension, which is guaranteed and backed by the federal government and the United States of America taxpayer.

The good thing about a career in government is you can work your way up if you decide to become the head bureaucrat of some ridiculous government, agency which is of no value at all. Each time you move up they will give you more money for doing less work and pay you extra if you can waste more money each year and increase the budget of the bureaucracy. It is a perfect little system for people who do not want to work.

For all those lazy folks out there who are looking for an easy way out and to do as little as possible, I recommend a good government job. A career in government can be very rewarding as you can screw off all day and do nothing, drink free coffee and make excuses as to why you didn't get anything done. You can use your creative ability to design and conjure up better and better stories for your excuses and even figure out who to blame.

When you reach the top of the bureaucracy and something goes wrong in the organization they will use you as a scapegoat and then you can re-sign and keep your pension. And to then you can blame everyone else and they can blame you and everybody wins. Then they will give a chance to another non-performing employee to take your place. It is the perfect system and the perfect place for employment. Please consider this in 2006; a job in our government is waiting for you.

Lance Winslow

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