Most Dangerous Careers; Life Expectancy of a Hezbollah Rebel Soldier is 4 Days, 7 Hours

By: Lance Winslow
Submitted: 2007-01-17 11:43:25
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Apparently, the most dangerous job in the world is now that of a Hezbollah rebel soldier. We have all heard that there are many dangerous jobs in the world. For instance an astronaut or an underwater welder, speedboat racers, and those in NASCAR have very dangerous jobs as well. But without a doubt the life expectancy of a Hezbollah rebel soldier against the invading Israeli army is now only four days and seven hours. And even that is questionable as it appears to be that the life expectancy is getting even smaller. But, it is a free labor market in Lebanon and you can choose where you want to work and no one is holding a gun to your head telling you to join Hezbollah.

They are only going to hold a gun to your head after you join, but that might be better than being adducted by Hezbollah, as a hostage because as we know international terrorists like to cut off the heads of those that they kidnap. International terrorists soldiers are no longer needed by society or civilization and it is a job category that we can cut out of the human race through massive layoffs. For those that wish to continue this profession, well they know their life expectancy.

OSHA would never approve such a dangerous occupation and therefore the United States of America should not allow this profession to exist in the world. There should be a law against joining international terrorist groups that try to kill innocent people. It is just too dangerous of a job and the life expectancy is way too short. We must regulate international terrorists like those in Hezbollah out of business. Please consider this a 2006.

Lance Winslow

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