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In Mogadishu, Coke Is Branded As The Infidel Thing
Islamic militants who have taken over in Mogadishu and dropped the dark veil of medievalism over the minds of the citizenry have branded Coca-Cola as un-Islamic.A hard-line sheik has declared that Westerners are enemies of Islam and their products should not be consumed.The man has followers.Read more…Peace-Loving Muslim Located; Expresses Normal Human Concerns
Noting the way violent and irrational Muslims have dominated the news, while the Muslim masses and, most inexcusably, Muslim clerics have in general remained reticent about the scandalously murderous terrorist talk and the mayhem the lunatics advocate, we decided there must be, among the world’s billion or so Muslims, any number of normal, peace-loving and, on a wild bet, perhaps even modern-minded, acolytes. So we began our tireless search to see if we might find such a rare and wonderful countercurrent to the tide that is sweeping the Muslim religion ever more beyond the shoreline of what sane and civilized people consider blessed.We’re delighted to tell you that, after an extensive search, we were, in fact, able to locate at least one such exceptional and distinguished soul.Read more…Smoking Gun In Cancer Revealed; It's The Smoking Throat
OK, smoke fans, the facts are out once again. According to the new and pretty inarguable Cancer Atlas and the updated Tobacco Atlas, which were published by The American Cancer Society, if "Smoky, The Scare" gets his way, tobacco use is projected to kill a billion people in this century. (By the way, wouldn't it be more reassuring if the word “Prevention” was in the Society's name?Read more…Child of Fiber Generation Wants to Bring Peace to Iran with Muffins
"I just want to tell them that they don't need to make nu, nukl, um bad weapons. They can just bake weaponized muffins. I have blueberry, blackberry...Read more…Do Cars Have Feelings?
Of course they do, and here's why I know this.I hit the streets at six a.m.Read more…Iraq Opens Suicide Bomber Range; Calls It Twice-Blessed Paradise Express
In an effort to reduce the loss of life and limb by suicide bombers, the Iraqi government has opened a suicide bomber range. The government's intention is to encourage all those who are determined to carry out such an explosive termination to execute the insane plan in a way that is being hailed as twice-blessed.The government maintains that it will be blessed because, one, the bombers will be carrying out their hope of putting themselves on the expressway to the paradise of their dreams and, two, they will accomplish their mission without blasting off with anyone else.Read more…Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflammed Boil; Aims To Drain Infection
Noticing that inflammatory behavior by Hezbollah and Hamas has been festering more and more acutely, Ehud Olmert, MD – in this case, Military Doctor – decided that, to avoid a wider infection, he had to lance the boil immediately.The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah and Hamas had simply reached a point where sugical intervention became imperative.While all who care about human life must regret the loss and maiming of it anywhere, we also know that Lebanon is too weak to clean out Hezbollah itself, while Hamas in Gaza has no intention of remedying itself.Read more…Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How! #7
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the seventh installment; previous ones are presented on this site or below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)As the days passed, the trouble with conducting the pretense became increasingly evident to Dan.Read more…Department of Homeland Security Names Terrorist Targets; Includes Flea Market And Popcorn Factory
The department of homeland security released its list of likely terrorist targets in the US and, in so doing, revealed how it devastatingly misallocated funds to protect the nation from terrorists, setting aside a disproportionate amount to the safely sequestered hinterlands while shorting prime targets like New York City, Los Angeles, and Washington.In fact, the selected terrorists targets make the DHS sounds like boobies tossing darts at a map of the country. For instance, on the vaunted register, called The National Asset Database, we find such high-value targets as the Sweetwater Flea Market and the Amish Country Popcorn factory.Read more…Table for Three
The hostess politely asks: " Table for one?" The tone of the question is one of those murky open-ended ones that permits a person caught in Spider Man's web of alienation to confirm if they are, in fact, alone. I looked to my right and left.Read more…Coffee Break - an Excerpt from Journey into the Surreal
Let's see, I've been up for, 23.2 minutes. I've done the ‘little private reading room' thing.Read more…End Over: A Mountain Biking Story Where The Main Character Should Have Totally Bitten It
Remember those little caplets that would turn into “dinosaurs” when dropped in water? I know of a person who is sort of like that (though he didn't have the shape of a dinosaur after the expansion, and I don't think it was just water that caused this transformation). His name is Mark.Read more…Doo-U-Bee-Leave-N!
Tiny Smalls: My son felt so betrayed when he found out there was no Santa Claus!Puff Mommie: Really! Interesting!Read more…Bikinis -- A Risk to National Security
Before Congress breaks for their summer recess, I hope they’ll carve out a little time to outlaw the bikini. There are three reasons for this that should be obvious to everyone.First, the bikini creates a hostile sunning environment for women.Read more…Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #5; Have a Conversion Experience
An expert is useless unless he or she is credible. Credibility comes through any number of ways, none of which actually have to be based on reality. Once again, perception is King.Read more…Venetian Painting At The National Gallery; Ravishingly Beautiful Visions of Religion And Nudity
The new show that is installed at The National Gallery of Art, “Bellini, Giorgione, Titian and the Renaissance of Venetian Painting,” presents us, not only with ravishing beauty, but with the vision of a time when apparently religion and nudity were easygoing companions. For instance, at one stroke of the brush, that genius of color, light, and form, Giorgione, could render “The Adoration of the Shepherds,” and with another stroke of his brilliance his "Portrait of a Woman," with her seductively bared breast.What are we to think as we behold such comfortable camaraderie between subjects that, in our own time, are at really quite opposite ends of the usual sense of propriety?Read more…Nuclear Panhandling; North Korea And Iran Seek To Trade Threats Of Oblivion For Alms
Remember nuclear blackmail? Apparently, North Korea and Iran have refined the practice into outright panhandling. Let’s indulge, with a not entirely charitable examination, this new and nettlesome version of “Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?Read more…Hidden Dangers of Airplane Travel, Including Sticky Buns
Airplane travel today has become a Darwinian exercise, where only those of Olympic fitness will survive. Frankly, given the psychological and physical fortitude required, I'm amazed that anybody will agree to fly anywhere anymore. Indignities abound, including the strip poker antics in the airport security line.Read more…Steven Hawking Asks How Human Race Can Survive- NewsLaugh Presents Ten Ideas
The brilliant British astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, has invited people to submit suggestions to his Website via Yahoo on how the human race might last another hundred years. Given that the dinosaurs lasted about 150 million years and we’re worried about making it – given our 100,000-year-or-so history – to a mere 100,100, we decided we must, after all, be even less perspicacious about what it takes to survive than the lofty dinos.To moderate any possible abbreviation of our stay, we thought we’d present ten ideas that we call “Look, Dummy.Read more…The Origin Of Pets: A Slightly Different Twist
I have to admit the "Origin of Pets" is not origial. I wish it was because it is delightful. Then why am I sending this to ezinearticles.Read more…
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This fact is becoming each day truer: our world is too gloomy, too serious. Hopefully, there are some people who are trying to resist. They do not accept this, and they are trying to have some fun, in all the cases, by any way, and, even on a tool that is, a priori, designed for more austere purposes. - Comedy Talent Agency A Description in Brief - By: Rodger Jackman
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The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. - Old Blue, Willie, and Their Rotten Gaggle - By: Beth McCain
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Instead of watching that funny movie, why not just look at real life? Often fact is funnier than fiction. - The Invention of Details, With A Final Q & A Period - Second Half; The Invention of Everything - By: Tom Attea
“Really?”“Yeah. We figure, why make the creatures think about the billions of things that will be going on to keep them alive. - New Study Shows The Good Life May Be The Short Life - By: Tom Attea
Love the good things in life? So we do.Unfortunately, a new study shows that if you're content with voluntary starvation you can live longer.