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Freedom's Walk - Narrower But Better Than Seeing It Blown Up
Today Americans, who hope to stand for freedom to an expectant world, enjoy it along a narrower walk than ever. In fact, sometimes it seems as if we have to scrunch our shoulders together to keep going and at times turn to the side to slip on by.Why have the guardrails encroached with such uncomfortable persistence?Read more…Bush Reveals New Missile Defense; Guides Weapon Back To Launching Pad
Rest easy, America, even when you contemplate the abbreviated flight of North Korea’s errant but someday, they hope, long-range Taepodong 2 missile – a name that, should the nation ever decide to enter the capitalist hustings, doesn’t sound like a very promising appellation for a new car.In the wake of the miscalculated launch of seven missiles by North Korea, including a Taepodong 2, President Bush told reporter Larry Wing in an exclusive interview, “We’ve got a missile defense system that will defend our country. We don’t just shoot down the enemy missile.Read more…Radical Muslims Run Afoul Of Kant's Categorical Imperative
As if the Muslim religion didn’t have enough problems in the often less than mutually tolerant text of the Koran, now its radical exponents have run afoul of Kant’s ever-present Categorical Imperative.How?As Muslim murders Muslim, the warring Sunnis and Shiites each maintain that their religion lends support to their bloody sectarianism.Read more…Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the sixth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)"Good.Read more…Microsoft Postpones Plan To Introduce At Least One Original Idea
Imagine the complexities, not to mention the complexes, attendant to being the world’s largest software manufacturer when your principal original idea so far has been a cheaper price than Apple?Microsoft may well qualify as the American company to achieve the most success without introducing to the needy world at least one original idea, unless, of course, a low-down price can be construed as such a welcome contribution.Let’s look at the spotty history of, not innovation, but imitation.Read more…Studies Show Teenage Drinking Kills Brain Cells; Oh, That Explains Everything
We always knew teens often walk a bit on the wild side, and we had the inclination to misbehave abundantly ourselves.Now we know at least part of the reason for our wiliness.Studies suggest that alcohol causes more damage to the developing brains of teenagers than researchers previously thought and injures them more than it does adult brains.Read more…Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #7; Have Something Proprietary
Everybody has great ideas. The world is full of people with great ideas that have gotten nowhere. If all the ideas thought up and dropped were miraculously revived and made into reality, we’d probably have world peace, hungry children would be a thing of the past, our cars would be running on air without losing horsepower and there’d be about 14,000,000 new flavors of ice cream, most of which would suck, but, Girl!Read more…Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #9, The Power of Volume
The difference between being a successful expert and an expert without a following is like the difference between having a piano fall on your head and a tree falling in the forest with no one there to witness it. I’m not quite sure how these two tie in, but I always wanted to use that phrase about the tree.It really doesn’t matter.Read more…Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #8; Legitimacy
Oh, we’re getting to the nitty-gritty here! If you’re smart, you’ve been putting into practice each of the preceding seven concepts. If not, well, sure, you can try to grasp what’s coming but don’t expect to really be on the same page with everyone else who has turned their lives upside down to embrace the brilliance of this series.Read more…Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #10, God Breaks the Rules
You see, the difference between being an expert and being you is that I don’t really have to adhere to the concepts I’m writing because, ultimately, my job as an expert is to be so ahead of everyone else (including myself), I can pretty much do what I want.That may sound arrogant, but really, how many humble experts do you actually know?If you’re really serious about this, you’ll commit this phrase to memory: “Of course I’m aware that that’s what the best informed people in my field say to do.Read more…Cell Phones
Is it asking too much to have a cell phone that does one thing well? For instance, act like a phone. I don’t need a camera.Read more…My Presidential Slogan: I Shall Go To Korea!
I decided the reason my presidential campaign never got off the ground during the last presidential election was because I never had a slogan. For this campaign I will not make that mistake again. I took immediate action to find a slogan.Read more…How to Measure Cultural Differences in Metric Units
(:-) How to Measure Cultural Differences in Metric UnitsA science test was conducted on adults in different countries. The citizens were asked a simple questions: "How much is 10 x 100 grams?" These are the results:1) 90% of the USA citizens responded that apart from cheese and wine,they were not interested in French "inventions".Read more…Missing Pieces
Since last month, it has seemed like aliens may have kidnapped me during the night and performed experimental brain surgery on me—removing key abilities such as memory, conceptualization and comprehension. From what I can piece together, I awakened to a typical morning of feeding the pets, making coffee and eating breakfast. The first sign that things were a miss was when basic one syllable words escaped my ability to speak.Read more…Pros and Cons of Being a Male Transgender Amazon
I'm a male transgender Amazon…and it’s okay. I prowl at night and I work by day (sung to the tune of Monte Python).The dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong il, is a male transgender Amazon.Read more…Driver's License Photos: Lizzie Bordon or Atilla The Hun?
I feel like a common criminal whenever I am asked to produce identification when I purchase an item with a check. What is even worse is producing my driver's license with it's less than perfect photo of moi.Last week I had to show a department store clerk my driver’s license because I was purchasing items with a check.Read more…Bloopers: Election Or Erection?
One of my favorite things to do is pick up on misspellings, misstatements, and misquotes, otherwise known as bloopers. It's probably the teacher in me or my love of the English language, I'm not sure. The point is, as fastidious as I think I am when I compose something, I've been known to make some shameful writing mistakes.Read more…Singed Hair and Fried Eyebrows: What Did You Do?
Remember when you were a kid? Then do you remember getting into things that were not good for you or safe? From birth to about 13 years old children have no common sense.Read more…Do I or Don't I Need A Man
Being single certainly isn't easy at times...maybe for you, it's down-right unbearable. Each year that I get older, I feel more and more discouraged that I haven't found "the one".Read more…Smokin' - How to Get Rich in Tobacco
The best way for tobacco companies to improve their revenues is to target teen-agers. This is not because teen-agers are easily addicted but because their brains are still being developed. If they can get teen-agers to develop a a positive mind-set about smoking, they will have customers for life.Read more…
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- "Funny web videos": the new face of internet - By: Sugitha Agriya
This fact is becoming each day truer: our world is too gloomy, too serious. Hopefully, there are some people who are trying to resist. They do not accept this, and they are trying to have some fun, in all the cases, by any way, and, even on a tool that is, a priori, designed for more austere purposes. - Comedy Talent Agency A Description in Brief - By: Rodger Jackman
The largest comedy festival of the world, Just for Laughs takes place at Canada and this proves that the Canada is the ideal place of the comedy talent agencies. - Comedy and Comedians - By: Rodger Jackman
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One man's pitiful attemts at trying to learn the language of his wife, children and place of residence. - A Very Unlucky Day - By: Buboy Francisco
The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. - Old Blue, Willie, and Their Rotten Gaggle - By: Beth McCain
We all have them. The relatives that just won't go away. - Magic Tricks Revealed - By: Michael Malega
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Instead of watching that funny movie, why not just look at real life? Often fact is funnier than fiction. - The Invention of Details, With A Final Q & A Period - Second Half; The Invention of Everything - By: Tom Attea
“Really?”“Yeah. We figure, why make the creatures think about the billions of things that will be going on to keep them alive. - New Study Shows The Good Life May Be The Short Life - By: Tom Attea
Love the good things in life? So we do.Unfortunately, a new study shows that if you're content with voluntary starvation you can live longer.