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Thought for the Day: Why Doing a Task Twice Is Better Than Planning and Doing It Once
Yesterday, I was repairing part of the eaves on my house. It had sustained some water damage, and I needed to add a two-by-four piece of wood for some extra support.I had already cut another, thinner piece.Read more…Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How! (Part 4)
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the fourth installment; previous ones are presented below each new installment, in case you miss one or more.)"But before I move on to the next section," Dr.Read more…The Sad and Untimely Demise of Captain Richard Head
Before I went onto full time LTD and SSDI, I had my DREAM job. I was the first female part owner/VP Human Resources for an American Ship Repair Yard. We employed over 2,500 employees; 24/7 operations; 11 unions, and lots of turmoil!Read more…The Top 50 Ways to Survive College for the First-Time-Off-To-College Kid
1. Never miss a meal – you might regret it later that hour.2. Park your car accessibly close.Read more…Goys-Я-Us - How to Fit In
First you should get yourself a yarmulke already. This skull cap will indicate to your new in-laws that you respect their values and hat style preferences. Don’t wear it until you need it, just have it.Read more…Figs! - Where Are They?
I’ve had a hankering for fresh figs lately. What is surprising is that I have not thought about fresh figs for a long time. They have such a remarkable texture and taste.Read more…Summer's Lease
The smell of frying bacon was coming from the kitchen, but Sam stayed where he was. He glanced at his face in the mirror over the fireplace as if seeing it for the first time. Then he looked at the rest of the room, over his reflection’s shoulder; the two old armchairs, the long dining table and the sideboard, upon which rested the big mahogany wireless.Read more…Wanting Signs: A Follow-Up
I am addressing something that I should have addressed long ago, which I guess is the same that can be said for an envelope that needs to be sent to Milwaukee, except I don't know anyone in Milwaukee, so whose name should I put on the address label? As it turns out, over 400 people every month use the Google search engine to find out information about "wanted signs." I am not sure why so many people are interested in this term.Read more…Jokes For Jay Leno: Celebrity Jokes
I’ve noted that Jay Leno is still hurting for jokes. This is the third of my helpful articles providing original jokes to poor Ol’ Jay. This time I’ve decided to use one of Jay’s favorite topics, celebrities.Read more…Feng Fu-Kung Shui-Combining Interior Designing with Martial Arts
At last the authorities have signed the necessary papers and the design firm of Feng Fu-Kung Shui can move forward with its monumental effort to bring Kung Fu to its room arrangements and Feng Shui to its sweaty mats at the dojo. The new art will be known formally as Feng Fu-Kung Shui-do.Even The Great Mudge Poobah has approved, which is rather incidental since he is not Chinese.Read more…Rescue a Cockroach from Your Cat - Humanely
The Scene:Your house cat, following her natural feline instinct, has spotted something moving which does not seem to have permission to trespass. She spends an hour or so deciding what to do, then suddenly springs to life, snags a cockroach with one claw and puts it in her mouth to save for later.The Dilemma:Your natural human desire to protect all life impels you to get the cockroach out of the cat’s mouth and set it free to procreate, but the cat has firm opinions, sharp claws and a narrow range of understanding.Read more…Become Happy: Learn to Live Like Noahs Ark
Though the bible has been sometimes discredited by those who do not believe, it is one of the good and reliable sources for finding out how to live happily. Here, I have outlined some of the lessons I have picked up from the story of the flood and Noahs Ark in a slightly humouristic tone.1) Whatever you do, pay attention that you do not miss the boat.Read more…True Funny Facts
Some of these funny facts may be true and some may not. The ones which aren’t true were only added cause they're funny.In England they speak English!Read more…A Cialis A Day Keeps The Uncertainty Away
The maker of Cialis will apply to the FDA for approval of a once-a-day version of its ED treatment. The company maintains that a daily dose will allow the benefactor to enjoy more spontaneous delight than he can with what the manufacturer refers to as its "on demand" version.The company maintains that side effects of the new dosage are mild and consist primarily of an inexplicable bulge in the pantaloons.Read more…Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California
One thing you can say about George Bush, when the man decides to do something, his guiding principle does not appear to be moderation, whether it’s an ill-advised constitutional amendment, a questionable war, or an immoderate nature preserve, in this case, the state of Hawaii.The area is home to diverse species and certainly merits protection. Unfortunately, among the species were a significant number of long-time inhabitants called Hawaiians.Read more…Bill Gates to Devote Life To Charity; Make Money And You Can, Too
Bill Gates announced that he will transition out of his day-to-day role at Microsoft by July 2008 in order to spend more time working on the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on global health and education.His announcement reminded us of the plethora of graduation speeches that eager students imbibed across the land this spring. As we listened to the meritorious goals heaped on the recent graduates, so they might achieve goals the speaker’s generation has found impossible, we could not help but think, why doesn’t somebody come out and tell the youthful aspirants what the real challenge is?Read more…Just Say No To Sex: Dr. Coburn Shows You How
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the third installment; previous ones are available on this site and presented below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)He closed it, thought for a moment, and recomposed himself.Read more…Why Al-Qaeda's Promise Of Paradise Is Fundamentally Illogical
As we listen to the two principal culprits of Al-Qaeda attempt to motivate the unsuspecting to become suicidal dupes of its ideology, we cannot help but hear that their furious rhetoric is grievously flawed. We decided we might save some lives by bringing to bear on their promise of Paradise via murder the most frightening prospect a furiously brandished lie can confront: logic.Let’s begin by reviewing the fundamental values on which their provocative illogic is based:1. There is only one true God2.Read more…Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planned To Plant Explosive Books
A group that calls itself humanist terrorists was apprehended by the FBI in a preemptive strike in Miami. The terrorist cell, which claims affiliation with the Middle Atlantic terror group all-Libraries, was infiltrated by an FBI operative.The leader of the group confided to the informant that the members planned to plant explosive books in various locations throughout the United States, including the Sears Tower, a number of FBI buildings, and radical Muslim mosques.Read more…Washington DC Floods and Gets a Power Flush
Pounding torrential rains pummel the Washington DC podium pushing politicians. Battering storms flood out the Blob of Bureaucracy and bureaucrats. It is great to see that since Washington DC cannot clean up it own corruptions and crime that Mother Nature has come to conquer the corridors correctly.Read more…
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- "Funny web videos": the new face of internet - By: Sugitha Agriya
This fact is becoming each day truer: our world is too gloomy, too serious. Hopefully, there are some people who are trying to resist. They do not accept this, and they are trying to have some fun, in all the cases, by any way, and, even on a tool that is, a priori, designed for more austere purposes. - Comedy Talent Agency A Description in Brief - By: Rodger Jackman
The largest comedy festival of the world, Just for Laughs takes place at Canada and this proves that the Canada is the ideal place of the comedy talent agencies. - Comedy and Comedians - By: Rodger Jackman
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One man's pitiful attemts at trying to learn the language of his wife, children and place of residence. - A Very Unlucky Day - By: Buboy Francisco
The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. - Old Blue, Willie, and Their Rotten Gaggle - By: Beth McCain
We all have them. The relatives that just won't go away. - Magic Tricks Revealed - By: Michael Malega
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Instead of watching that funny movie, why not just look at real life? Often fact is funnier than fiction. - The Invention of Details, With A Final Q & A Period - Second Half; The Invention of Everything - By: Tom Attea
“Really?”“Yeah. We figure, why make the creatures think about the billions of things that will be going on to keep them alive. - New Study Shows The Good Life May Be The Short Life - By: Tom Attea
Love the good things in life? So we do.Unfortunately, a new study shows that if you're content with voluntary starvation you can live longer.